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Certified Cultivators – Tropical Gushers Disposable Review

Reviewed June 2025 | By nope. in partnership with Da Ganja Guy


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Looking for a hybrid vape that doesn’t taste like chemicals or hit like a sledgehammer? Certified Cultivators’ Tropical Gushers FLEX disposable is a fruity, smooth option that brings mellow, creative vibes without wrecking your day. We picked this one up at Elevated Growth to see if it lives up to the hype—and here’s how it scored.


Product Snapshot

  • Brand/Producer: Certified Cultivators

  • Strain: Tropical Gushers (Hybrid)

  • Extract Type: Ethanol Extracted Distillate

  • Device Type: FLEX Disposable (USB-C rechargeable, viewing window)

  • Price: $45 retail (discounted to $34.20)

  • Reviewed: June 2025


Cannabinoid Profile (Per Device)

  • Delta-9 THC: 737mg (73.7%)

  • CBD: 75.8mg (7.58%)

  • Delta-9 THCa: 0mg

  • Delta-8 THC: 0mg

  • THCv: 5.7mg

  • Other Cannabinoids (CBN, CBG, CBC): Information not listed on product label


Top Terpenes

  • Limonene (13.5) – Bright citrus, tropical sweetness

  • Myrcene (8.88) – Herbal, mildly sedative undertone

  • Caryophyllene (7.92) – Subtle peppery kick


This combo is what gives Tropical Gushers its candy-like, tropical flavor with a touch of spice on the back end.


Ratings Breakdown

Category

Rating (0–10)

Notes

Flavor

8

Fruity and sweet with a light cannabis note. Flavor holds up—no burnt taste as the tank empties.

Aroma

8

Light, tropical scent without a skunky punch.

Smoothness of Draw

9

Silky smooth vapor, no harshness, even burn quality.

Potency

7

Relaxed and creative high, not overpowering.

Effects

8

Balanced body/head buzz. Functional for daytime, social, or creative use.

Cleanliness

8

Oil burns evenly, no clogs, clean vapor start to finish.

Hardware Quality

8

FLEX device delivers—USB-C charging, viewing window. Mouthpiece can collect pocket debris.

Value

6

$45 retail feels steep; $34.20 is the sweet spot.

Packaging / Branding

7

Clear lab info and freshness data, but presentation is basic.

Uniqueness / Overall Experience

8

A sweet, tropical hybrid with dependable hardware—ideal for everyday use.


Final Rating: 7.7 / 10


The Experience...


Flavor & Aroma – 8/10

The flavor profile is exactly what you’d expect from something called Tropical Gushers—candy-sweet and fruity, with just enough cannabis flavor to keep it real. The taste doesn’t fade or get weird as you near the end, and the aroma is clean and tropical without the heavy funk some vapes carry.


Smoothness & Hardware – 9/10 Smoothness | 8/10 Hardware

Certified’s FLEX device continues to impress. Smooth, consistent pulls. Oil burns evenly all the way through. USB-C charging keeps downtime minimal (I only had to charge once). The viewing window is clutch for keeping track of what’s left.


The only real drawback? The mouthpiece. It’s wide, which is fine for airflow but tends to collect pocket lint if you’re carrying it around all day.


Potency & Effects – 7/10 Potency | 8/10 Effects

This isn’t a knockout punch—it’s more of a steady, functional high. Expect a mix of body relaxation and heady creativity without tipping into couch-lock territory. Ideal for when you want to vibe, work on something creative, or hang out without feeling glued to your seat.


Packaging & Value – 7/10 Branding | 6/10 Value

The child-resistant mylar bag packaging does the job—freshness and lab data are there, but nothing flashy. At $45 retail, it’s on the pricier side for a distillate disposable, though the discounted $34.20 feels much more reasonable for what you’re getting.


Final Thoughts – 7.7/10 Overall

The Tropical Gushers FLEX disposable from Certified Cultivators is a reliable, flavorful option for everyday use. It delivers smooth, fruity hits, a mellow but balanced high, and comes in one of the better disposable devices out there. It’s not the strongest hitter on the market, but it doesn’t need to be—it’s built for steady, enjoyable sessions, not couch-lock marathons.


Pros: Smooth vapor, natural tropical flavor, USB-C charging, viewing window, consistent burn.


Cons: Wide mouthpiece can pick up pocket debris, effects may be too light for heavy hitters, a bit pricey at full retail.


Quick Takeaways

  • Flavor: Fruity and sweet with a tropical twist

  • Hits: Smooth, clean pulls

  • High: Relaxed, creative, functional

  • Device: Reliable FLEX hardware (USB-C, viewing window)

  • Score: 7.7/10 – For those who say no to normal, this is a dependable mid-tier hybrid that won’t weigh you down.


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